Salutations Humans!
Khalil Grant Khalil Grant

Salutations Humans!

Welcome Humans, we come with great news, the local government off California has accepted us peacefully to do business with you humans. Unfortunately, there is still nowhere for us to land our intergalactic space craft but do not fret for we have contacted your planets most technologically advanced humans in a place you call China! They have agreed to help us make a simulation of our Outerspace zero gravity Space Jammers court that can be packed up and taken around to all stretches of your puny planet. The humans in China want 740,000 US Dollars for the simulation to be built and sent to us. To gain this amount we have posted human covering and comfort items for sale in the Bodily Coverings link in this website. Please visit and support so we may bring this World Dominating Sport to all of Mankind …. PEACEFULLY of course!

We also understand that humans have two different halves of their life span called Childhood and Adulthood. We have learned that in the first half humans are more fragile so we will hold tournaments with gravity for the first half of your life span and zero gravity Space Jamming for the second half! We also understand humans love prizes so we will give away 6,000 US Dollars to the winning child team and 12,000 US dollars to the adult winning team. The other planets have extended invites to their teams for you to join since you don’t yet have your own. Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Mars, Neptune, Pluto, Saturn and the Comets … can you guess which planet changed their team's name! HAHA! Once we receive enough US Dollars to get the Simulated court from the China Humans, we will start Granting Access to our landing zones and accepting humans to play for great prizes and great fun at a location near you! Stay tuned for updates here in our Alien Log!

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