GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get noticed around here?

We are SpaceJammersLLC, a company from far beyond your galaxy coming to bring all new games, food from around the world, and good Gospel Music for enjoyment of all mankind. God is the strong foundation we stand on as a firm Christian company but that should not deter anyone for, we come in peace!

Just as you would expect we came in an Unidentified Flying Object or UFO as humans call it. We understand not all humans have the ability to come to space as they please and we do not think that is fair. For this reason, we are creating a space station and a practical way for humans to get back and forth to experience the heavens above!

We understand that in the past other alien kind have tried to do this and humans called it “obductions”, and ran in terror. So now we will use what the humans have created to spread the word… the internet if you were wondering. Though we are a highly advanced civilization we cannot move forward with our plans without help from mankind to build on your planet. You call that an alien “invasion”, so help us by giving on the GIVE link, buying apparel or just by telling a friend. Anything you can do is much appreciated and we hope to see you out on the final frontier!